why was the second death note opening like that
why are there bruises on my knees
i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched
“put me the fuck down”
today at the witchy store:
customer: is this organic?
me:
me: its a crystal
customer: yes, but is it organic?
me: … it’s a stone?
customer: i’m not stupid, I know that. I want to know if this “stone” is organic or not
me:
customer:
me: sure, why not. we didn’t put pesticides on it when we grew it.
customer: I want to talk to your manager
Retail is the same all over.
My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao
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